Pickup Lines to get woman

I just shit my pants. Can I get into yours?

MAN: There's a party tonight! WOMAN: Where? MAN: In your mouth and im cummin!

I'd like to wrap your legs around my head and wear you like a feed bag.

Why don't you get down on your knees and smile like a doughnut?

I'd like to kiss you passionately on the lips, then move up to your belly button.

You might not be the best looking girl here, but beauty is only a light switch away.

Would you like to try an Australian kiss? It is just like a French kiss, but down under

Insults to Woman

Keep talking, someday you'll say something intelligent.

I thought of you all day today. I was at the zoo.

I'll never forget the first time we met - although I'll keep trying.

Every girl has the right to be ugly, but you abused the privilege.

Do you still love nature, despite what it did to you?

Your so narrow minded when you walk your earings knock together.

Your lucky to be born beautiful, unlike me, who was born to be a big liar.

Before you came along we were hungry. Now we are fed up.

Someone said that you are not fit to sleep with pigs. I stuck up for the pigs.

You have a lot of well-wishers. They would all like to throw you down one.