Computers
A man just bought a computer but he didn’t know how to set it up so he got this girl to do it for him. When she asked him what his password was going to be he said (trying to be funny) PENIS. She didn’t laugh but she laughed at the response the computer came up with. The response was PASSWORD REJECTED. NOT LONG ENOUGH.

Grandpa
One day this young man got married and he began talking to his Grandpa at the reception. His Grandpa said to spread sex out evenly throughout his marriage so his relationship would last longer. Then he asked if his Grandpa still had sex, and his response was yes. So then the young man asked, "What’s it like to have sex when you’re 80 years old?" The Grandpa said, "It’s like trying to shoot pool with a wet noodle."

Jack and Jill
jack and jill went up the hill so jack could lick jill’s fanny,
jack came down looked at us with a frown and said,
jill’s a tranny!

What do you call a smart blonde?
A golden retriever.

What three two-letter words mean small?
"Is It In?"

"What did one ghost say to another?"
"Do you believe in people?"